Episode Dates for Two and a Half Men (Newest First)
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 23rd Mar 2010 | in 1 week | 01:00 - 01:30 |  |
| Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | I Found Your Moustache | 9th Mar 2010 | 1 day ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 17 - "I Found Your Moustache" Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 2nd Mar 2010 | 1 week ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 16 - "Tinkle Like a Princess" Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 9th Feb 2010 | 4 weeks ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 15 - "Aye, Aye, Captain" Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 2nd Feb 2010 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 14 - "Crude and Uncalled For" Alan finds himself in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be attracted to the lawyer who takes the case. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 19th Jan 2010 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 13 - "Yay, No Polyps!" Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 12th Jan 2010 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 12 - "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" In order to try to get his ex-girlfriend back, Jake decides to write her a love song. Meanwhile, Herb and Alan try to hide their secret friendship from Judith. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 15th Dec 2009 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 11 - "Warning, It's Dirty" Charlie gives Jake a lesson in the art of infidelity when Jake's girlfriend goes away for Christmas. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 8th Dec 2009 | 3 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 10 - "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 24th Nov 2009 | 3 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 9 - "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" Alan searches for a way to cure his baldness, while Charlie worries that he can't satisfy Chelsea. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 17th Nov 2009 | 3 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 8 - "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." Chelsea invites her college roommate to stay at the house after she has a bad break up. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Untainted by Filth | 10th Nov 2009 | 3 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 7 - "Untainted by Filth" Alan and Charlie both wake up next to a strange woman, leading them to try to figure out what had happened the night before. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 3rd Nov 2009 | 4 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 6 - "Give Me Your Thumb" Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | For the Sake of the Child | 20th Oct 2009 | 4 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 5 - "For the Sake of the Child" Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 13th Oct 2009 | 4 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 4 - "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Mmm, fish. Yum. | 6th Oct 2009 | 5 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 3 - "Mmm, fish. Yum." Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 29th Sep 2009 | 5 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 2 - "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | 818-jklpuzo | 22nd Sep 2009 | 5 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 1 - "818-jklpuzo" Charlie is forced to make a decision between his fiance, Chelsea, and an old flame, Mia. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | 19th May 2009 | 9 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 24 - "Baseball with Better Steroids" After hearing Mia is back in town, Charlie begins questioning his relationship with Chelsea. Meanwhile, Charlie, Alan and Herb rush Judith to the hospital when she goes into labor. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 12th May 2009 | 9 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 23 - "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth" As Alan and Chelsea bond, Charlie uses the free time to do the things that he likes to do on his own. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 5th May 2009 | 10 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 22 - "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box" Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 28th Apr 2009 | 10 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 21 - "Above Exalted Cyclops" Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | 14th Apr 2009 | 10 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 20 - "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau" Evelyn and Chelsea meet for the first time, and Charlie wants to make sure they never become friends. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | The Two Finger Rule | 31st Mar 2009 | 11 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 19 - "The Two Finger Rule" After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 17th Mar 2009 | 11 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 18 - "My Son's Enormous Head" When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take car of her, he must fight the urge to leave. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | 10th Mar 2009 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 17 - "The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?" Charlie admits to Chelsea that he is in love with her, but the response he receives is not what he had expected. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | 3rd Mar 2009 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 16 - "She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime" Charlie panics when he has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | 10th Feb 2009 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 15 - "I'd Like to Start With the Cat" Charlie finds himself in couples counseling |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 3rd Feb 2009 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 14 - "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" Alan begins to believe that his family doesn't appreciate him, leading him to move in with Melissa and her mother. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | I Think You Offended Don | 20th Jan 2009 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 13 - "I Think You Offended Don" Judith learns she is pregnant, and Alan, after their one-night stand, worries that he might be the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a bad mood and Charlie is convinced he knows why. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 13th Jan 2009 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 12 - "Thank God for Scoliosis" Charlie and Jake battle for the attention of a hot waitress. Meanwhile, Alan and his receptionist fight their sexual tension. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | The Devil's Lube | 16th Dec 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 11 - "The Devil's Lube" Charlie re-examines his lifestyle when an old friend, who led a similar life, passes away. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 9th Dec 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 10 - "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | The Mooch At The Boo | 25th Nov 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 9 - "The Mooch At The Boo" Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 18th Nov 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 8 - "Pinocchio's Mouth" Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 11th Nov 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 7 - "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 4th Nov 2008 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 6 - "It's Always Nazi Week" When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | A Jock Strap In Hell | 21st Oct 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 5 - "A Jock Strap In Hell" The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 14th Oct 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 4 - "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 7th Oct 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 3 - "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 30th Sep 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 2 - "Pie Hole, Herb" Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 23rd Sep 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 1 - "Taterhead Is Our Love Child" Charlie runs into a former girlfriend who's so looks a lot like he does. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 20th May 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 19 - "Waiting for the Right Snapper" Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 13th May 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 18 - "If My Hole Could Talk" Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Fish in a Drawer | 6th May 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 17 - "Fish in a Drawer" This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which airs in CSI time slot. Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 29th Apr 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 16 - "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" Alan works to plan Evelyn's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie has a fling with his future step-sister. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 22nd Apr 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 15 - "Rough Night in Hump Junction" Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Winky-Dink Time | 15th Apr 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 14 - "Winky-Dink Time" As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | The Soil is Moist | 1st Apr 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 13 - "The Soil is Moist" Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 25th Mar 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 12 - "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Meander To Your Dander | 18th Mar 2008 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 11 - "Meander To Your Dander" Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 27th Nov 2007 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 10 - "Kinda Like Necrophilia" Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | 20th Nov 2007 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 9 - "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids" Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 13th Nov 2007 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 8 - "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room | 6th Nov 2007 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 7 - "The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room" Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 30th Oct 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 6 - "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 23rd Oct 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 5 - "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" Alan discovers that Charlie hasn't had a paid gig for months and finds way to cut back on the expenses and earn a bit of extra cash. Charlie meets Linda's son and ends up spending a day with him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | City of Great Racks | 16th Oct 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 4 - "City of Great Racks" Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 9th Oct 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 3 - "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 2nd Oct 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 2 - "Media Room Slash Dungeon" Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 25th Sep 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 1 - "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 15th May 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 24 - "Prostitutes and Gelato" Charlie and Alan confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's boyfriend takes them to Vegas for the weekend. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 8th May 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 23 - "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin" Charlie loses his latest girl to his young, handsome handyman, which causes Charlie to set out to prove he is not getting old. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 1st May 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 22 - "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" Charlie takes Jake to the track, and a chance bet lands Jake a windfall. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the DMV. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | 24th Apr 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 21 - "Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous" Alan becomes friends with Greg, a single gay dad, which leads both Alan and Charlie to examine their own sexuality. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) | 17th Apr 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 20 - "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)" Alan gets Jake ready for Judith's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie continues to have a fling with Herb's sister. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) | 10th Apr 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 19 - "Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)" While Judith and Herb prepare to get married, Charlie finds himself attracted to Herb's sister. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 20th Mar 2007 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 18 - "It Never Rains in Hooterville" When Alan realizes that Jake will be grown in no time, he tries to bond with his son. Meanwhile, Kandi decides to become an actress. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 27th Feb 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 17 - "I Merely Slept with a Commie" Evelyn feels bad for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, but Alan and Charlie inform her that she is headed for a similar fate. However, instead of taking their advice and choosing to change, Evelyn opts to make them regret their comparison to her deceased friends. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 20th Feb 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 16 - "Young People Have Phlegm Too" Charlie becomes insecure about his age and wants to prove that he can still keep up with young people. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | My Damn Stalker | 13th Feb 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 15 - "My Damn Stalker" Rose announces she is moving to London, causing Charlie to examine his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan attempts online dating, but lies on his profile which attracts a woman who had also embellished on her profile. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 6th Feb 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 14 - "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 23rd Jan 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 13 - "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 9th Jan 2007 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 12 - "Castrating Sheep in Montana" Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 12th Dec 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 11 - "Walnuts and Demerol" On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 28th Nov 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 10 - "Kissing Abraham Lincoln" Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 21st Nov 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 9 - "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Release the Dogs | 14th Nov 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 8 - "Release the Dogs" Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 7th Nov 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 7 - "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter, who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 24th Oct 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 6 - "Apologies for the Frivolity" Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 17th Oct 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 5 - "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 10th Oct 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 4 - "A Pot Smoking Monkey" Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | 3rd Oct 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 3 - "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Who's Vod Kanockers | 26th Sep 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 2 - "Who's Vod Kanockers" Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Working for Caligula | 19th Sep 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 1 - "Working for Caligula" Alan wins 0,000 but then finds out Kandi does not love him. A month later Alan is back living with Charlie, who has gone back to the bachelor life. Now, Alan feels he is an all time failure, and no one can cheer him up. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 23rd May 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 24 - "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite" Wedding bells loom as Charlie and Mia make wedding arrangements. But when their families meet, things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes the news of the engagement hard, and makes some interesting plans of her own. Additionally, there are questions as to where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married. Ultimately, Charlie and his bride-to-be end up deciding on a small ceremony in Vegas, where a wedding ultimately ensues. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 16th May 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 23 - "Arguments for the Quickie" When Charlie finds out that Mia is in town with her dance troupe and has invited him to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to convince Alan (and himself) that he's over her. After surprising Alan (and himself) by showing up, Charlie gets another surprise when Mia explains that she wants something personal from him -- his sperm. Shockingly, commitment-phobic Charlie responds by asking Mia for something as well. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | 9th May 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 22 - "Just Once With Aunt Sophie" When a cute girl from Jake's school invites him to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes that he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had once taught him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | And the Plot Moistens | 2nd May 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 21 - "And the Plot Moistens" Jake's teacher, Francine, calls in Alan and Judith to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his air-headed girlfriend, Kandi, Alan falls for Francine -- in a platonic way. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake prepare his audition song for the school musical, which he was forced to try out for by Alan and Judith. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 25th Apr 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 20 - "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | 11th Apr 2006 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 19 - "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin" Charlie's not happy when he learns that Kandi has been living in sin with Alan in his house -- particularly since he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 21st Mar 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 18 - "The Spit-Covered Cobbler" When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 14th Mar 2006 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 17 - "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie. After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support -- until they get to know Archie. Meanwhile, Rose talks Charlie into giving relationship advice to her new beau, Gordon. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Ergo, The Booty Call | 7th Mar 2006 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 16 - "Ergo, The Booty Call" Alan is having second thoughts about whether he should be dating a woman half his age and is mortified at the idea of introducing Kandi to Evelyn at Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie by changing her boyfriend to look almost like an exact copy. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | My Tongue is Meat | 28th Feb 2006 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 15 - "My Tongue is Meat" Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy lifestyle that Mia has introduced to their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly. When Mia busts him for lying, Charlie has to figure out if he's just whipped or truly in love. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 7th Feb 2006 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 14 - "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | 24th Jan 2006 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 13 - "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | That Special Tug | 10th Jan 2006 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 12 - "That Special Tug" Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 20th Dec 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 11 - "Santa's Village of the Damned" Just in time for Christmas, Alan falls for Sandy, the teacher of his cooking class, and before long, she moves into the house, fattens the guys up with gourmet meals, drives Berta crazy with housekeeping tips, and generally turns all of their lives upside down with her unnatural pursuit of perfection. Charlie warns Alan that she's a "nester" and needs to be stopped before they reach a point of no return. Sandy turns out to be crazy for Santa. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 29th Nov 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 10 - "Something Salted and Twisted" Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life. * This episode was previously titled "Castration and Scallops" |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 22nd Nov 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 9 - "Madame and Her Special Friend" Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 15th Nov 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 8 - "That Voodoo That I Do Do" Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 8th Nov 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 7 - "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her father (guest star and father of Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen) comes to find out what Charlie plans for their future. But what happens when Evelyn shows up is very strange. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 25th Oct 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 6 - "Hi, Mr. Horned One" Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals before an unexpeced turn of events scare Isabella off. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 18th Oct 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 5 - "We Called It Mr. Pinky" Charlie figures out his commitment issues are because of his unresolved issues with his mother. Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl he likes at school. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 11th Oct 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 4 - "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs" Berta moves in with Charlie which causes Alan and Jake to move out when she starts butting in to things. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 4th Oct 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 3 - "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 27th Sep 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 2 - "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymn... | 20th Sep 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 1 - "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" After Alan falls off a ladder, Charlie ends up watching over him and Jake, which proves to be a harder task than he thought. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 24th May 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 24 - "Does This Smell Funny to You?" Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 17th May 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 23 - "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 10th May 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 22 - "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the two of them alone, when Alan finds out she has a few loose screws and she ends up stealing his new car, and ending up on a televised high-speed car chase. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 3rd May 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 21 - "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" Evelyn reads that her second husband Harry had died. They all attend the funeral. Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" while Charlie is excited about the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is glad he can pay his respects to Harry. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 19th Apr 2005 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 20 - "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | 22nd Mar 2005 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 19 - "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise" After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor they end up at a cafe where they both bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan deicdes to ask her out after showing interest, but he can't get over the relationship she had with Charlie. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | It Was Mame, Mom | 8th Mar 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 18 - "It Was Mame, Mom" Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | 22nd Feb 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 17 - "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!" Alan takes Charlie to the hospital where he hits on a doctor he didn't know he had past history with. Berta is fed up with the way Jake uses the bathroom so she makes him clean it until he learns. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | 15th Feb 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 16 - "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?" Alan and Charlie have to take care of Jake the whole week while Judith takes a vacation, which proves harder then they imagined. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 8th Feb 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 15 - "Smell the Umbrella Stand" Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | 1st Feb 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 14 - "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My ... | 18th Jan 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 13 - "Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair" Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | A Lungful of Alan | 4th Jan 2005 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 12 - "A Lungful of Alan" Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 14th Dec 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 11 - "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" Charlie finds out about a website created by him that shows how evil he is to women. Charlie goes and tries to find out who made the site by apologizing to all of them. He finds it hard to track down the creator when all the women take the apology a lot better than he expects. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 30th Nov 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 10 - "The Salmon Under My Sweater" Jake helps Charlie come up with the theme song for a children's television show which is based on one of Jake's favorite comic books. Alan finds out how smart and fun Rose is when he starts spending more time with her. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Yes, Monsignor | 23rd Nov 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 9 - "Yes, Monsignor" Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 16th Nov 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 8 - "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" Alan meets the girl of his dreams in Nancy, who fulfills all of his desires which forces Charlie to take care of Jake. Trouble stirs a few days later when Alan decides he wants to marry her. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 9th Nov 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 7 - "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vig... | 26th Oct 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 6 - "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | Bad News from the Clinic | 19th Oct 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 5 - "Bad News from the Clinic" Charlie meets somebody who can play hard to get better than he does, which makes him want her even more. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 12th Oct 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 4 - "Go Get Mommy's Bra" Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 5th Oct 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 3 - "A Bag Full of Jawea" Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 28th Sep 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 2 - "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Back Off Mary Poppins | 21st Sep 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 1 - "Back Off Mary Poppins" Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby Cooper. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 25th May 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 24 - "Can You Feel My Finger?" Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Just Like Buffalo | 18th May 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 23 - "Just Like Buffalo" Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | 11th May 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 22 - "My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 4th May 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 21 - "No Sniffing, No Wowing" Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 20th Apr 2004 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 20 - "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Re... | 23rd Mar 2004 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 19 - "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick | 2nd Mar 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 18 - "An Old Flame With a New Wick" Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | 24th Feb 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 17 - "Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats" Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 17th Feb 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 16 - "That Was Saliva, Alan (2)" Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 10th Feb 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 15 - "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)" Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 3rd Feb 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 14 - "I Can't Afford Hyenas" Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Sara Like Puny Alan | 13th Jan 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 13 - "Sara Like Puny Alan" Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 6th Jan 2004 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 12 - "Camel Filters + Pheromones" Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 16th Dec 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 11 - "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 25th Nov 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 10 - "Merry Thanksgiving" To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Phase One, Complete | 18th Nov 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 9 - "Phase One, Complete" Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a ... | 11th Nov 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 8 - "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful" Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usuall... | 4th Nov 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 7 - "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Fl... | 28th Oct 2003 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 6 - "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up Wi... | 21st Oct 2003 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump" After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm G... | 14th Oct 2003 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 4 - "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap" Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Ga... | 7th Oct 2003 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 3 - "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 30th Sep 2003 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 2 - "Big Flappy Bastards" Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal. |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Pilot | 23rd Sep 2003 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot" Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back. |
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