Episode Dates for Two and a Half Men (Newest First)
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack | 7th Feb 2012 | in 1 week | 02:00 - 02:30 |  |
| Season 9, Episode 15 - "The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack" Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | A Possum on Chemo | 17th Jan 2012 | 1 week ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 14 - "A Possum on Chemo" Zoey asks Walden to clean up his act regarding his hair and beard in order to make him more presentable to her colleagues. Alan looks to get back with Lyndsey.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 3.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | 3rd Jan 2012 | 3 weeks ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 13 - "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 13th Dec 2011 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 12 - "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" Walden is looking forward to spending Christmas with his mother and meeting Zoey's parents. However, his mother's visit triggers memories of his early childhood and his reaction is less than merry.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | 6th Dec 2011 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 11 - "What a Lovely Landing Strip" Walden has finally moved on from Bridget and is pulling out all the stops to impress his new girlfriend Zoey, when Bridget decides she wants to come back.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 1.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | 22nd Nov 2011 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 10 - "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes" Walden dates a British woman he met at the supermarket but struggles with his post-divorce feelings.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Frodo’s Headshots | 15th Nov 2011 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 9 - "Frodo’s Headshots" Alan returns from the nuthouse to find his life has descended into chaos.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Thank You For The Intercourse | 8th Nov 2011 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 8 - "Thank You For The Intercourse" When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channeling his inner Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | 1st Nov 2011 | 2 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 7 - "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" Walden wants to redecorate and Evelyn offers her professional services, among other things. Jake tries to make time with his tutor, who obsesses over Walden. Alan can't stop reading the journal that Charlie left behind.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | The Squat and The Hover | 25th Oct 2011 | 3 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 6 - "The Squat and The Hover" Walden's pending divorce becomes real when the divorce papers arrive from his wife. He must decide whether to run away from his problems or seek help. In the interim, he decides to get drunk and chases after a woman who reminds him of Bridget.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | 18th Oct 2011 | 3 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 5 - "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro" When Alan catches a late night movie featuring a nude Lyndsey, he confronts her about secrets and stupidly reveals secrets from his own past. Walden feels sorry for him and throws him a party with lots of girls in bikinis.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Nine Magic Fingers | 11th Oct 2011 | 3 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 4 - "Nine Magic Fingers" Walden attempts to re-enter the dating game while Alan tries to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 4th Oct 2011 | 3 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 3 - "Big Girls Don't Throw Food" Alan "temporarily" moves in with Walden. Walden solicits Alan's advice about women and also inadvertently gives Jake bad life advice.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | People Who Love Peepholes (2) | 27th Sep 2011 | 4 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 2 - "People Who Love Peepholes (2)" Walden moves into Charlie's Malibu home as the new owner and Alan leaves, moving in temporarily with his mother. Walden is determined to get back with his wife and he takes Alan along for help.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) | 20th Sep 2011 | 4 months ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 1 - "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)" Charlie Harper's funeral attracts all of the women in his life that he wronged. Alan is in a pickle since Charlie's house must be sold. Alan meets a rich new friend that has more in common with Charlie than Alan originally thought.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 1.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | That Darn Priest | 15th Feb 2011 | 11 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 16 - "That Darn Priest" Charlie is tired of the short periods of time he can be with Rose and tries to convince her to go away with him; Alan battles with his conscience over scamming his family and friends in a Ponzi scheme and finds a way out from an unexpected source.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 8th Feb 2011 | 11 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 15 - "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak" Charlie and Rose continue their romantic liaisons; Alan's attempts to borrow money to expand his chiropractic business takes a surprising turn.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 18th Jan 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 14 - "Lookin' for Japanese Subs" Charlie's becomes obsessed with the newly "married" Rose; Jake and Eldridge engage in stupid and dangerous stunts and film them in an attempt to make money.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | 4th Jan 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 13 - "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup" Charlie and Lyndsey's friendship grows and Alan becomes suspicious.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead | 14th Dec 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 12 - "Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead" Charlie and Courtney break up, sending Charlie back to see his psychiatrist.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Dead From The Waist Down | 7th Dec 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 11 - "Dead From The Waist Down" Alan's money woes causes him to look elsewhere for money to get a nice birthday gift for Lyndsey.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 23rd Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 10 - "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" Charlie's old girlfriend Courtney shows up after three years in prison, and Charlie starts spending lots of money on her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 2.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | A Good Time in Central Africa | 16th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 9 - "A Good Time in Central Africa" Berta's temporary replacement does such a good job that Charlie is enamored with her; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is following him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Springtime On A Stick | 9th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 8 - "Springtime On A Stick" Charlie and Alan try to set their mom up with Russell, their local pharmacist.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 2nd Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 7 - "The Crazy Bitch Gazette" Charlie's girlfriend decides that she cannot handle his stalker, Rose.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 26th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 6 - "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" Charlie dates a slightly older woman, something that he is not used to and causes him some problems adjusting.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 19th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 5 - "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel" Alan paints the town red while masquerading as Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 12th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 4 - "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" Alan, Lyndsey and her son move back in with Charlie after the fire Alan accidentally caused destroys Lyndsey's house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 5th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 3 - "A Pudding-Filled Cactus" Alan makes the jump and moves in with Lyndsey, but secretly sees Melissa on the side at Charlie's house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 28th Sep 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 2 - "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer" Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her and Charlie is beside himself convinving Alan to say "yes".
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 21st Sep 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 1 - "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" Alan has been hiding the fact that he is dating Jake's best friend's mother, and when Jake finds out he decides to move back in with his mom.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 25th May 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 22 - "This Is Not Gonna End Well" Charlie gets his license suspended so Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 18th May 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 21 - "Gumby with a Pokey" Alan and Jake take a trip together; Charlie is haunted by memories of previous girlfriends.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 18th May 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 21 - "Gumby with a Pokey" Alan and Jake take a trip together; Charlie is haunted by memories of previous girlfriends.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | I Called Him Magoo | 11th May 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 20 - "I Called Him Magoo" Alan takes Lyndsey to a hotel; Charlie tries something different as a replacement for Chelsea.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave | 13th Apr 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 19 - "Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave" Jake gets a new friend, who Alan feels is a bad influence until he meets his attractive mother.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 23rd Mar 2010 | 1 year ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" Charlie runs into Chelsea's best friend Gail again, while Alan new female patient pays him well for services rendered.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | I Found Your Mustache | 9th Mar 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 17 - "I Found Your Mustache" Charlie and Chelsea are both miserable after the breakup. They end up spending the night together, but nothing changes.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 2nd Mar 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 16 - "Tinkle Like a Princess" Charlie mourns his breakup with Chelsea by running off to Vegas and returning with a new wife.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 9th Feb 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 15 - "Aye, Aye, Captain" Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 2nd Feb 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 14 - "Crude and Uncalled For" Alan finds himself in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be attracted to the lawyer who takes the case.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 19th Jan 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 13 - "Yay, No Polyps!" Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 12th Jan 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 12 - "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" In order to try to get his ex-girlfriend back, Jake decides to write her a love song. Meanwhile, Herb and Alan try to hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 15th Dec 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 11 - "Warning, It's Dirty" Charlie gives Jake a lesson in the art of infidelity when Jake's girlfriend goes away for Christmas.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 8th Dec 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 10 - "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, while Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 24th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 9 - "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" Alan searches for a way to cure his baldness, while Charlie worries that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 5.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 17th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 8 - "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." Chelsea invites her college roommate to stay at the house after she has a bad break up.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Untainted by Filth | 10th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 7 - "Untainted by Filth" Alan and Charlie both wake up next to a strange woman, leading them to try to figure out what had happened the night before.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 3rd Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 6 - "Give Me Your Thumb" Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | For the Sake of the Child | 20th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 5 - "For the Sake of the Child" Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 13th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 4 - "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" Alan goes to work for his mom to make extra money while Charlie tries to mend fences between Chelsea and Jake.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Mmm, fish. Yum. | 6th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 3 - "Mmm, fish. Yum." When Judith and Herb take a weekend away, they leave Judith's mother-in-law in charge of the baby, but Alan soon ends up caring for them both.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: 4.00 (1 votes) [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 29th Sep 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 2 - "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" After Chelsea strong-arms Charlie into letting Melissa move in with Alan, the girls end up taking over the house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | 818-jklpuzo | 22nd Sep 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 1 - "818-jklpuzo" When Mia returns, Charlie must make a decision whether to return to her or stay with Chelsea.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | 19th May 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 24 - "Baseball with Better Steroids" After hearing Mia is back in town, Charlie begins questioning his relationship with Chelsea. Meanwhile, Charlie, Alan and Herb rush Judith to the hospital when she goes into labor.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 12th May 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 23 - "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth" As Alan and Chelsea bond, Charlie uses the free time to do the things that he likes to do on his own.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 5th May 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 22 - "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box" Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 28th Apr 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 21 - "Above Exalted Cyclops" Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | 14th Apr 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 20 - "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau" Evelyn and Chelsea meet for the first time, and Charlie wants to make sure they never become friends.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | The Two Finger Rule | 31st Mar 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 19 - "The Two Finger Rule" After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 17th Mar 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 18 - "My Son's Enormous Head" When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take car of her, he must fight the urge to leave.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | 10th Mar 2009 | 2 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 17 - "The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?" Charlie admits to Chelsea that he is in love with her, but the response he receives is not what he had expected.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | 3rd Mar 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 16 - "She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime" Charlie panics when he has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | 10th Feb 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 15 - "I'd Like to Start With the Cat" Charlie agrees to attend couples counseling with Chelsea.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 3rd Feb 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 14 - "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" Alan begins to believe that his family doesn't appreciate him, leading him to move in with Melissa and her mother.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | I Think You Offended Don | 20th Jan 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 13 - "I Think You Offended Don" Judith is pregnant and Alan, after their one-night stand, worries that he might be the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a bad mood and Charlie is convinced he knows why.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 13th Jan 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 12 - "Thank God for Scoliosis" Jake challenges Charlie in a play for the attention of an attractive waitress. Meanwhile, Alan and Melissa confront the attraction between them.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | The Devil's Lube | 16th Dec 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 11 - "The Devil's Lube" Charlie re-examines his lifestyle when an old friend who led a similar life passes away.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 9th Dec 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 10 - "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" When Jake's grandmother offers to finance his higher education, Alan ponders the need to keep working.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | The Mooch At The Boo | 25th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 9 - "The Mooch At The Boo" When Charlie's intimidating new neighbor comes looking for Jake and his teenage daughter, Charlie tries to cover for him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 18th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 8 - "Pinocchio's Mouth" Charlie's latest girl is tired of always staying with him, and asks him to stay with her once and a while. Alan tries to enforce his parental authority.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 11th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 7 - "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" Charlie tries to introduce Herb to his lifestyle while Alan works to free himself from Judith.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 4th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 6 - "It's Always Nazi Week" When Herb gets kicked out of the house, Alan tries to resume his place with Judith.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | A Jock Strap In Hell | 21st Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 5 - "A Jock Strap In Hell" The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 14th Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 4 - "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" Charlie works his magic on Alan's receptionist as Alan anticipates the worst.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 7th Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 3 - "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Charlie decides to take a break from womanizing and experiments in the kitchen while Alan tries to juggle going out with two women.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 30th Sep 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 2 - "Pie Hole, Herb" After borrowing money from Alan, Charlie loses his temper when Alan demands repayment and kicks Alan out of the house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 23rd Sep 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 1 - "Taterhead Is Our Love Child" Charlie runs into a former girlfriend who's son looks a lot like he does.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 20th May 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 19 - "Waiting for the Right Snapper" Charlie's current flame has an adult son who is engaged to a girl he used to date.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 13th May 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 18 - "If My Hole Could Talk" Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Fish in a Drawer | 6th May 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 17 - "Fish in a Drawer" Evelyn and Teddy tie the knot but a shocking event requires the services of local police detectives.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 29th Apr 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 16 - "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" Alan works to plan Evelyn's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie has a fling with his future step-sister.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 22nd Apr 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 15 - "Rough Night in Hump Junction" Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Winky-Dink Time | 15th Apr 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 14 - "Winky-Dink Time" As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | The Soil is Moist | 1st Apr 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 13 - "The Soil is Moist" Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 25th Mar 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 12 - "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Meander To Your Dander | 18th Mar 2008 | 3 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 11 - "Meander To Your Dander" Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 27th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 10 - "Kinda Like Necrophilia" Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Tight's Good | 20th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 9 - "Tight's Good" Teddy's daughter proves to be an irresistible temptation for Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 13th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 8 - "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room | 6th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 7 - "The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room" Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 30th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 6 - "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 23rd Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 5 - "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" Alan discovers that Charlie hasn't had a paid gig for months and finds way to cut back on the expenses and earn a bit of extra cash. Charlie meets Linda's son and ends up spending a day with him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | City of Great Racks | 16th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 4 - "City of Great Racks" Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 9th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 3 - "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 2nd Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 2 - "Media Room Slash Dungeon" Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 25th Sep 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 5, Episode 1 - "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 15th May 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 24 - "Prostitutes and Gelato" Their mother's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas for the weekend, where each must deal with the prospect on a potential new father.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 8th May 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 23 - "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin" Charlie loses his latest girl to his young, handsome handyman, which causes Charlie to set out to prove he is not getting old.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 1st May 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 22 - "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" Charlie takes Jake to the track, and a chance bet lands Jake a windfall. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the DMV.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | 24th Apr 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 21 - "Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous" Alan becomes friends with Greg, a single gay dad, which leads both Alan and Charlie to examine their own sexuality. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) | 17th Apr 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 20 - "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)" Alan gets Jake ready for Judith's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie continues to have a fling with Herb's sister.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) | 10th Apr 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 19 - "Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)" When Herb's sister arrives in preparation for his marriage to Judith, she attracts Charlie's advances.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 20th Mar 2007 | 4 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 18 - "It Never Rains in Hooterville" When Alan realizes that Jake will be grown in no time, he tries to bond with his son. Meanwhile, Kandi decides to become an actress.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 27th Feb 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 17 - "I Merely Slept with a Commie" The death of Evelyn's friend leads to a discussion of how people feel about her, and she decides to make some changes.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 20th Feb 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 16 - "Young People Have Phlegm Too" Charlie is burning the rope at both ends to prove he is not old.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | My Damn Stalker | 13th Feb 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 15 - "My Damn Stalker" Rose reveals her plans to move to London; Alan tries online dating.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 6th Feb 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 14 - "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 23rd Jan 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 13 - "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" Alan tells Judith and Herb that Jake can hear them having sex. The subject brings back unpleasant memories for Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 9th Jan 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 12 - "Castrating Sheep in Montana" Alan secretly dates Berta's daughter, but Charlie finds out and worries about Berta's reaction.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 12th Dec 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 11 - "Walnuts and Demerol" Charlie's Christmas Eve plans with a beautiful girl go awry.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 28th Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 10 - "Kissing Abraham Lincoln" Charlie's girlfriend is pushy and arrogant and Berta decides not to take it. Alan tries to get Kandi's agreement to sell their condo but cannot convince her due to unexpected benefits.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 21st Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 9 - "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Release the Dogs | 14th Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 8 - "Release the Dogs" Alan battles insomnia using therapy instead of medication.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 7th Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 7 - "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" Charlie inadvertently agrees to help Berta confront the man who supposedly got her daughter pregnant. Alan reveals a preference for a certain type of woman.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 24th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 6 - "Apologies for the Frivolity" Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 17th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 5 - "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" When Alan learns that Herb is getting cold feet about marrying Judith, he pulls out the stops to get the lovebirds back together so he will be free from alimony.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 10th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 4 - "A Pot Smoking Monkey" Alan's breakup with Kandi has cost him his condo and his car, but he draws the line at his dog. In an attempt to hold onto him, he hires the best lawyer for the job, the one Judith used against him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | 3rd Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 3 - "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" Charlie's attempt to woo a beautiful young girl by surfing go awry. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Who's Vod Kanockers | 26th Sep 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 2 - "Who's Vod Kanockers" Alan discovers that Mia wanted he and Jake to move out after she married Charlie; Charlie fights with his neighbor.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Working for Caligula | 19th Sep 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 4, Episode 1 - "Working for Caligula" Alan wins a jackpot in Vegas after marrying Kandi, but soon discovers she does not love him and moves back in with Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 23rd May 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 24 - "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite" Charlie and Mia decide to marry, but when things start going bad, they decide to elope.
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Genre(s): Comedy |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 16th May 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 23 - "Arguments for the Quickie" Mia returns to town and Charlie tries to make everyone believe he is over her.
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Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | 9th May 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 22 - "Just Once With Aunt Sophie" Jake is invited to his first boy-girl dance and he takes Charlie's advice, not his dad's.
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Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | And the Plot Moistens | 2nd May 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 21 - "And the Plot Moistens" Jake is forced to take place in a musical by his parents when they are told by his teacher that he has no outside interests
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Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 25th Apr 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 20 - "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" Kandi leaves Alan to live with Judith, to Alan's dismay. Charlie hooks up with Kandi's mother while Kandi sets Judith up with her father.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | 11th Apr 2006 | 5 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 19 - "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin" Charlie discovers that Kandi has been living with Alan and is not happy, until she makes friends with Judith.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 21st Mar 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 18 - "The Spit-Covered Cobbler" Alan's infatuation with Kandi starts to drain his bank account.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 14th Mar 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 17 - "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" Charlie is reluctant to attend the latest awards banquet for jingle writers since he has lost the last few years to the obnoxious Archie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Ergo, The Booty Call | 7th Mar 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 16 - "Ergo, The Booty Call" Alan is afraid to tell his mom that he is dating such a young woman.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | My Tongue is Meat | 28th Feb 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 15 - "My Tongue is Meat" Charlie's latest girlfriend is trying to get him to live healthier, but Charlie schemes a way around it.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 7th Feb 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 14 - "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Mia discovers that Charlie hasn't told his former girlfriends that he is now dating her. Alan takes advantage and starts dating Charlie's previous girlfriend Kandi.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | 24th Jan 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 13 - "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" Charlie is serious about his relationship with Mia, even though they haven't had sex yet, but no one believes him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | That Special Tug | 10th Jan 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 12 - "That Special Tug" Alan fears that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him, so Charlie sees his therapist for advice to help him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 20th Dec 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 11 - "Santa's Village of the Damned" Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts fattening up the boys, all the while establishing a nest in their home and slowly taking over the house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 29th Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 10 - "Something Salted and Twisted" Alan's obsession with getting women's approval leads to depression, so Charlie steps in to help.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 22nd Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 9 - "Madame and Her Special Friend" Alan begins a friendship with Charlie's senior citizen neighbor, only to discover how aggressive she can be.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 15th Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 8 - "That Voodoo That I Do Do" Charlie convinces Jake to take ballet as a way to romance the ballet instructor.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 8th Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 7 - "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" Charlie is shocked when he wakes up in bed with Rose on the day after her birthday party.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 25th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 6 - "Hi, Mr. Horned One" Alan disapproves of Charlie's latest girl, and the feeling is mutual.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 18th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 5 - "We Called It Mr. Pinky" Charlie has trouble committing to a relationship and decides it is because of his issues with his mother.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 11th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 4 - "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs" When Berta moves in temporarily, Alan and Jake move out because of her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 4th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 3 - "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" Alan's dating dry spell turns out to be because he has been seeing his ex-wife on the sly.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 27th Sep 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 2 - "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymn... | 20th Sep 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 3, Episode 1 - "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" After Alan falls off a ladder, Charlie ends up watching over him and Jake, which proves to be a harder task than he thought.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 24th May 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 24 - "Does This Smell Funny to You?" Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 17th May 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 23 - "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 10th May 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 22 - "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" After his mother buys him a new sports car, Alan discovers the gift has strings, specifically the crazy daughter of her new boyfriend.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 3rd May 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 21 - "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" Evelyn reads that her second husband Harry had died. They all attend the funeral. Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" while Charlie is excited about the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is glad he can pay his respects to Harry.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 19th Apr 2005 | 6 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 20 - "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | 22nd Mar 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 19 - "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise" After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor they end up at a cafe where they both bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan deicdes to ask her out after showing interest, but he can't get over the relationship she had with Charlie.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | It Was Mame, Mom | 8th Mar 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 18 - "It Was Mame, Mom" Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | 22nd Feb 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 17 - "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!" Alan takes Charlie to the hospital where he hits on a doctor he didn't know he had past history with. Berta is fed up with the way Jake uses the bathroom so she makes him clean it until he learns.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | 15th Feb 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 16 - "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?" Alan and Charlie have to take care of Jake the whole week while Judith takes a vacation, which proves harder then they imagined.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 8th Feb 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 15 - "Smell the Umbrella Stand" Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | 1st Feb 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 14 - "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My ... | 18th Jan 2005 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 13 - "Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair" Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | A Lungful of Alan | 4th Jan 2005 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 12 - "A Lungful of Alan" Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 14th Dec 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 11 - "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" Charlie finds out about a website created by him that shows how evil he is to women. Charlie goes and tries to find out who made the site by apologizing to all of them. He finds it hard to track down the creator when all the women take the apology a lot better than he expects.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 30th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 10 - "The Salmon Under My Sweater" Jake helps Charlie come up with the theme song for a children's television show which is based on one of Jake's favorite comic books. Alan finds out how smart and fun Rose is when he starts spending more time with her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Yes, Monsignor | 23rd Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 9 - "Yes, Monsignor" Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 16th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 8 - "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" Alan meets the girl of his dreams in Nancy, who fulfills all of his desires which forces Charlie to take care of Jake. Trouble stirs a few days later when Alan decides he wants to marry her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 9th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 7 - "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vig... | 26th Oct 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 6 - "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | Bad News from the Clinic | 19th Oct 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 5 - "Bad News from the Clinic" Charlie meets somebody who can play hard to get better than he does, which makes him want her even more.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 12th Oct 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 4 - "Go Get Mommy's Bra" Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend Greg and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 5th Oct 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 3 - "A Bag Full of Jawea" Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 28th Sep 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 2 - "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Back Off Mary Poppins | 21st Sep 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 2, Episode 1 - "Back Off Mary Poppins" Alan begs Charlie to include him in his exclusive men's group.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | 25th May 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 24 - "Can You Feel My Finger?" Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #23 | Just Like Buffalo | 18th May 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 23 - "Just Like Buffalo" Charlie uses his silver tongue on Judith's support group to convince Judith into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | 11th May 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 22 - "My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 4th May 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 21 - "No Sniffing, No Wowing" Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 20th Apr 2004 | 7 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 20 - "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Re... | 23rd Mar 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 19 - "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick | 2nd Mar 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 18 - "An Old Flame With a New Wick" Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | 24th Feb 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 17 - "Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats" Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | 17th Feb 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 16 - "That Was Saliva, Alan (2)" Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | 10th Feb 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 15 - "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)" Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 3rd Feb 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 14 - "I Can't Afford Hyenas" Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 13th Jan 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 13 - "Sarah Like Puny Alan" Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 6th Jan 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 12 - "Camel Filters + Pheromones" Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 16th Dec 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 11 - "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 25th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 10 - "Merry Thanksgiving" To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #9 | Phase One, Complete | 18th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 9 - "Phase One, Complete" Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a ... | 11th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 8 - "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful" Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usuall... | 4th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 7 - "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #6 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Fl... | 28th Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 6 - "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up Wi... | 21st Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump" After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm G... | 14th Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 4 - "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap" Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Ga... | 7th Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 3 - "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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| + Two and a Half Men | #2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 30th Sep 2003 | 8 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 2 - "Big Flappy Bastards" Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
Rating: unrated [ Login to vote ]
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| + Two and a Half Men | #1 | Pilot | 23rd Sep 2003 | 8 years ago | 01:00 - 01:30 | |
| Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot" Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.
Type: Scripted |
Genre(s): Comedy |
Network: CBS |
Status: Returning Series |
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